CAUSE FUCK YEAH I TURNED 18 TODAY! Went out and got myself a tattoo and fancy old lady thin cigarettes (just to be that classy)
when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth
I love elephants more than anything
#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this
we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know
i went to canada with my dad once
if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”
still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet.
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
A toast, to the proud Lannister children.